So, the voting question is out there....
Kyle, are you really going to vote for nader? That is such a waste of a vote. I mean, a democracy is only meant to support two parties that talk a lot of trash to each other and never get anything done. Then, year after year, the parties become more and more alike and just use different words to describe their policies. Shoot, i mean, nader has a better record on supporting the working class, supporting human rights globally, and caring for the environment...what a hippy! And third party politics are actually progressive and threaten to change the stranglehold the dormant stagnant sensationalist parties have on american homes!
Christians are supposed to vote solely on homosexuality and abortion! dont you remember learning that in college! War, poverty, human rights, equality, liberty, and all those other issues dont matter compared to the big two! Shoot, i mean, God is totally ok with war! Jesus never talked about peace, but about guns and our right to have them!
Furthermore, its not my fault if our big business ventures keep the poor poorer and the rest of the world more desolate! i am just in this for MY safety and MY money! Corporate welfare should be a christian virtue...i mean, after all, isnt the american dream the only truly christian way to live?
So my vote is for Bush.
oh wait. this has all been a big lie...i am actually wearing my Vote nader shirt right now. so my vote is actually for nader. im sure everyone thinks thats stupid, but i will defend it to the death...
as the back of my T-shirt says "Revolutionaries always spoil corrupt systems"
go ralph...
kurbis
Kyle, are you really going to vote for nader? That is such a waste of a vote. I mean, a democracy is only meant to support two parties that talk a lot of trash to each other and never get anything done. Then, year after year, the parties become more and more alike and just use different words to describe their policies. Shoot, i mean, nader has a better record on supporting the working class, supporting human rights globally, and caring for the environment...what a hippy! And third party politics are actually progressive and threaten to change the stranglehold the dormant stagnant sensationalist parties have on american homes!
Christians are supposed to vote solely on homosexuality and abortion! dont you remember learning that in college! War, poverty, human rights, equality, liberty, and all those other issues dont matter compared to the big two! Shoot, i mean, God is totally ok with war! Jesus never talked about peace, but about guns and our right to have them!
Furthermore, its not my fault if our big business ventures keep the poor poorer and the rest of the world more desolate! i am just in this for MY safety and MY money! Corporate welfare should be a christian virtue...i mean, after all, isnt the american dream the only truly christian way to live?
So my vote is for Bush.
oh wait. this has all been a big lie...i am actually wearing my Vote nader shirt right now. so my vote is actually for nader. im sure everyone thinks thats stupid, but i will defend it to the death...
as the back of my T-shirt says "Revolutionaries always spoil corrupt systems"
go ralph...
kurbis
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