After reading the last few days of posting I have come to the conclusion that we must all take advantage of Nathan Millers rise to power. He holds in his hand the keys to changing Crown College to our liking since he is the second most powerful man at Crown College. Here is my suggestion for Nathan. Get Crown to start a biology class that specifically studies body to eye coordination. After to weeks of lecture, commit the rest of the semester to improving this coordination through the ever popular game of BITE CLUB! For those of you who remember this game we are all smiling. For those of you who failed to live out a satisfying college career, BITE CLUB is a game in which you buy a dannon yogurt with plastic top. Remove plastic top from yogurt. (you have the option to eat the yogurt or simply throw it away) Gather friends who share you disregard for the swapping of personal saliva from time to time. Throw said yogurt cap imitating the flight of a Frisbee disk (only way better). And proceed to attempt to catch said yogurt cap in your mouth. This may sound like an easy task. NO it is not. To be successful at BITE CLUB you must master the ever tricky mouth to eye coordination that eludes our young people today. Props to Brad Rettler for being the best I ever saw! Nathan make it happen.
4 Comments:
Note: the Dannon cap cannot be the kind with a clear top. The plastic must be thick and hearty.
By bradley, at 10:07 PM
Wow, I never knew my college career has been so unsatisfying until now...
By Lynnea, at 8:05 AM
Gabe, Did you decide about this Wednesday? I gotta know farly soon. Thanks!
chris
Call me... 218-639-5904
By Folkestad, at 9:35 AM
Lynnea,
Sorry you had to find out about your lost college days like this. However, it is never to late to start BITE CLUB for the first time.
Chris,
I so will enjoy watching Grambling be crushed under the foot of a Gopher!
By Our Family, at 10:00 AM
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